February 2012
1 post
January 2012
2 posts
We don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye
December 2011
6 posts
I just wanted to be something that I'll probably...
A happy well adjusted human being
I fucking hate where I’m from
Didn't understand how the kidney produces piss
Invented my own pathway
Looking forward to that exam question
November 2011
9 posts
music goosebumps
When someone texts or emails you and then doesnt...
Really fucking stupid
Especially when you are trying to sort stuff
1 tag
Been sat in front of my laptop for 2 hours,...
Haven’t even been procrastinating (till now)
October 2011
5 posts
feel like dick
The start is always the hardest
September 2011
1 post
"It's cool to do cool things," Bosh said.
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
3 posts
June 2011
4 posts
I hope I don't sound to heinous when I say this
Nikki Minaj but I wanna stick my penis in your anus
<3 eminem
I wonder what musicians would think if they heard...
(Poorly Constructed Sentance I Know)
May 2011
2 posts
April 2011
3 posts
Making decisions would be so much easier if these were decisions I wanted to make
Today has been interesting
There was a massive fuck off tractor in my back yard (which was the one I drove when I was like 6)
And someone from my family is staying the night
She used to live in Nigeria and now lives in Kazakhstan
And her two sons who I’ve met before are cool too. One is a pilot and the other is winning loads of cocktail contests in like Mexico and Tennessee
March 2011
8 posts
Why does nun come before mum in predictive texts?
My nana is moving house
Which she needs to do
Unfortunately she has never thrown ANYTHING away in her life
Including post, so I’ve been reading her letters to see if there is anything important
Its interesting but hard work
I had a dark past, but now it looks like I've got...
Don't mug yourself thats all
Don’t mug yourself
Its that Sunday evening null period
Where there are 1001 small jobs I could be doing that would be a good use of my time, but I’ll just sit at my laptop till I go to bed. Great
As Justin Timberlake, founder of Napster, said,...
February 2011
7 posts
gee-gee:
hoodratking:
gee-gee:
hoodratking replied to your photo: Bored out of my mind, cannot be arsed with work.
fucking plant hormones
dont even lie ben. you fucking love plant hormones especially seen as though poodle clearly has no idea how they even work.
maybe we should kill her, that would be a fool proof solution
can we? i never used to mind her before but now as well as...